i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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