A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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