I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
