She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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