South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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