He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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