Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My hand turned me down
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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