doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's official drugs can't kill me
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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