Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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