I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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