I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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