I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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