No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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