she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
not ubering you a puppy
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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