So drunk its hurt
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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