Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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