She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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