I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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