I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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