Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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