i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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