This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
