Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Don't make out with my wife yet
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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