i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
soo... how was my night?
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