so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Randomize
