Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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