weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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