I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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