she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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