but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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