There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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