You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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