I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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