i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It's official drugs can't kill me
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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