Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I AM VODKA MAN
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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