And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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