Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want to have your abortion
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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