Christians are straight up FREAKS
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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