thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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