Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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