How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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