Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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