He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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