we have officially lost it.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
