I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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