Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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