some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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