Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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