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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I need a beard to bite.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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