So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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