Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i think i just lost a toe
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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