Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
do herpes really smell.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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