Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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