Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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