Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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